Stop Flushing Money Down the Drain!
Tech That Works as Hard as You Do
Plumbers are the backbone of every community.
This page is dedicated to my brother — a man who shows up when pipes burst, when homes flood, when families panic. You don’t clock out at 5 PM. You solve problems most people can’t even face.
Simon exists because tradesmen deserve technology that works as hard as they do — reliable, responsive, and built for real life.

Our Simon Service will help you answer more emergencies faster and make your sound like your big competitors. If an emergency call comes in, we will forward it straight to your phone. Otherwise, we’ll take a message and you can prioritize who you want to call back first. It also filters our spam, so you waste less of your time on junk calls.
What Our System Listens For
Flooding
Water Backing Up
Burst Pipe
Our technology listens for these and other emergencies so you can get to the job before your competitors!
Here’s what you get for $65 a month, plus usage.
- 24/7 Call answering
- First 150 minutes are free every month
- First 50 SMS are free every month
- Blocks spam
- Receive texts or emails about missed calls
- Emergency calls goes straight to you
- Prioritize who to call back first
- We’ll set it up for you
Usage is $0.08 a minute and $0.04 a message part




